If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
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