Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
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