Frozen

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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I love autumn ??

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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