I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
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