Frozen

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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