-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
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