Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
uranus is cold
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
when is a cold not a cold?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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