Frozen

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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What is the difference between

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uranus is cold

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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