My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
when is a cold not a cold?
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
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