A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
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