What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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