What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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