Computer jokes

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!

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get off your computer jessie jex

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