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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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