What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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