whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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