what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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