I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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