Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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