There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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