What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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