Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
get off your computer jessie jex
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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