whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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