Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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