why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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