Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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