Computer jokes

what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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get off your computer jessie jex

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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