I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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