Computer jokes

What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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