Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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