My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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