Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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