Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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