Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
get off your computer jessie jex
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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