One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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