What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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