What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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