One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
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