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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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