Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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