The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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