Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
get off your computer jessie jex
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