What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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