There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
get off your computer jessie jex
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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