If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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