Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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