Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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