Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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