What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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