Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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