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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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