Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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