what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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