Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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