What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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