Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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