My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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