Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
get off your computer jessie jex
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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