Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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