I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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