When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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