A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
get off your computer jessie jex
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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