My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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