what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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