A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
You make the juice go through my power brick.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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