One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
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