Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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