A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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