Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
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