The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
get off your computer jessie jex
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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