I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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