Computer jokes

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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