Computer jokes

get off your computer jessie jex

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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