What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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