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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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