One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
You make the juice go through my power brick.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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