Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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