Computer jokes

Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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