What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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