You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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