Computer jokes

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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