What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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