You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
get off your computer jessie jex
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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