why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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