A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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