What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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