A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
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