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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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