How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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