Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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