What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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