Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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