Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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