Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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