Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
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