Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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