What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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