One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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