one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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