I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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