If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
get off your computer jessie jex
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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