What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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