What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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