Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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