What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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