My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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