What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
get off your computer jessie jex
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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