The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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