Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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