Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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