If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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