What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
get off your computer jessie jex
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