The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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