I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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