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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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