Computer jokes

Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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