I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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