What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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