A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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