The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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