Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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