How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
get off your computer jessie jex
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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