What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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