Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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