Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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