Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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