What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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