A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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