Computer jokes

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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