What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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