Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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