Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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