Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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