A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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