What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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