I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
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