Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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