what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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