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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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