whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
get off your computer jessie jex
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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