What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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