Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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