whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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