My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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