One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
get off your computer jessie jex
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
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