one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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