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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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