Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
get off your computer jessie jex
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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