Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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