Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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