You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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