Computer jokes

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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get off your computer jessie jex

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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