Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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