one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
RUS | ENG
