Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
get off your computer jessie jex
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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