What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
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