Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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