Computer jokes

You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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