whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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