What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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