what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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