A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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