I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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