My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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