Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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