My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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