Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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