The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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