What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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