I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
get off your computer jessie jex
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