Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
get off your computer jessie jex
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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