Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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