Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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