A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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