what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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