Computer jokes

What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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get off your computer jessie jex

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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