A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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