I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
get off your computer jessie jex
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
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