Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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