Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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