What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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