You make the juice go through my power brick.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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