what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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