Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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