One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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