How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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