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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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