Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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