My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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