Computer jokes

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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