I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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