Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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