whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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