A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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