Computer jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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