Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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