What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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