Computer jokes

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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