Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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