Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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