Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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