Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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