Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
You make the juice go through my power brick.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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