What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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