what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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