Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
get off your computer jessie jex
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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