Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
get off your computer jessie jex
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
RUS | ENG
