Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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