Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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