A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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