You make the juice go through my power brick.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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