Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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