Computer jokes

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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get off your computer jessie jex

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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