What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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