Computer jokes

How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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