How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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