The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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