What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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