Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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