Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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