What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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