Computer jokes

my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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get off your computer jessie jex

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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