What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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