Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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