What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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