What does a baby computer call its father- Data
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
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