Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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