What does a baby computer call its father- Data
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
get off your computer jessie jex
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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