When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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