What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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