A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
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