What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the HP say to a dell:
Hello!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfh- bverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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