What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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