Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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