What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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