Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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