Computer jokes

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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