Computer jokes

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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