When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
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