What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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