What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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