Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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