My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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