Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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