How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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