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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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