Computer jokes

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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