What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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