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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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