Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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