what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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