Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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