Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
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