Computer jokes

What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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