Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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