What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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