Computer jokes

Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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