The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
You make the juice go through my power brick.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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