Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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