I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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