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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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