Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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