what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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