A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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