Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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