Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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