Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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