Computer jokes

The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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