Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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