The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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