You make the juice go through my power brick.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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