What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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