What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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