Computer jokes

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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