Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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