What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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