Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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