What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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