Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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