one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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