Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
get off your computer jessie jex
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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