What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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