What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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