What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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