Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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