why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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