What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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