What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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