What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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