Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
get off your computer jessie jex
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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