Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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