A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
You make the juice go through my power brick.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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