whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
You make the juice go through my power brick.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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