What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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