How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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