Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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