How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
get off your computer jessie jex
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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