If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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