How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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