I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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