A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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