Computer jokes

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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