Computer jokes

Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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