Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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