What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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