Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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