get off your computer jessie jex
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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