One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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