How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
get off your computer jessie jex
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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