what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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