The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
get off your computer jessie jex
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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