whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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