Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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