What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
RUS | ENG
