My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
You make the juice go through my power brick.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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