Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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