The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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