There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
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