There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
get off your computer jessie jex
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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