I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
get off your computer jessie jex
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
You make the juice go through my power brick.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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