Computer jokes

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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