Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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