I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
get off your computer jessie jex
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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