why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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