Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
get off your computer jessie jex
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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