What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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