Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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