How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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