Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
get off your computer jessie jex
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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