Computer jokes

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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