What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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