Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
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