Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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