my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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