The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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