Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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