Computer jokes

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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