I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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