Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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