What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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