My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
get off your computer jessie jex
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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