What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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