What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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