What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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