one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
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