What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
get off your computer jessie jex
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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