Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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