Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
get off your computer jessie jex
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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