Computer jokes

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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