What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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