Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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