There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
get off your computer jessie jex
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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