Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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