Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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