Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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