Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
get off your computer jessie jex
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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