whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
get off your computer jessie jex
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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