The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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