Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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