Computer jokes

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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