The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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