Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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