Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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