Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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