Computer jokes

What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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