Computer jokes

What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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