How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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