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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
get off your computer jessie jex
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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