What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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