A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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