My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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