A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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