what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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