What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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