Computer jokes

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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