Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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