Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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