I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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