What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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