Computer jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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