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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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