What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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