my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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