My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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