whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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