When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
get off your computer jessie jex
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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