How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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