How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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