The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
get off your computer jessie jex
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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