Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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