Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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