How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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