What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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