why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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