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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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