My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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