A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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