How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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