What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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