what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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