Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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