Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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