whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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