What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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