What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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