I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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