Computer jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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