If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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