Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
Because he saved 200 computers.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
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