Computer jokes

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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