Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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get off your computer jessie jex

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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