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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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