Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Get off your computer jessie jex
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don’t know I have both
What is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer?
The mother board
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
What did the HP say to a dell:
Hello!
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