Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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