Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
get off your computer jessie jex
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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