Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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