What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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