Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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