What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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