Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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