What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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