one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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