Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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