My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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