What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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