What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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