What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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