Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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