The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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