Computer jokes

Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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get off your computer jessie jex

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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