One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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