Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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