A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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