A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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