My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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