The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
get off your computer jessie jex
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