What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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