Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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