Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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