Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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