What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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