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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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