There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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