What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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