If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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