A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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