When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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