There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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