What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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