One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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