Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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