Computer jokes

What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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