Computer jokes

How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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get off your computer jessie jex

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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