Computer jokes

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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