A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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