What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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