Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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