Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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