Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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