Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
You make the juice go through my power brick.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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