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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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