What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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