Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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