Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
get off your computer jessie jex
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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