How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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