Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
get off your computer jessie jex
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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