What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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