Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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