One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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