Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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