There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
get off your computer jessie jex
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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