What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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