what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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