How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
get off your computer jessie jex
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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