my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
RUS | ENG
