whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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