What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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