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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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