A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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