How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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