What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
get off your computer jessie jex
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