Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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