Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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