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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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