Computer jokes

What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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