what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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