I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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