What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
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