A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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