A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
get off your computer jessie jex
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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