A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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