Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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