What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
get off your computer jessie jex
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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