Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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