My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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