A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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