Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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