Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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