Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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