Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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