What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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