Computer jokes

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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