I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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