A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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