Computer jokes

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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