A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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