one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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