What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
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