Computer jokes

What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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