What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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