There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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