My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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