Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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