The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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