How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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