Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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