What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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