When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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