get off your computer jessie jex
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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