A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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