Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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