What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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