Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
get off your computer jessie jex
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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