A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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