The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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