What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
get off your computer jessie jex
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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