What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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