My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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