Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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