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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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