What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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