Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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