The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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