If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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