Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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