How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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