What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
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