Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
get off your computer jessie jex
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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