Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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