Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
get off your computer jessie jex
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