What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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