What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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