My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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