What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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