Computer jokes

The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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