Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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