Computer jokes

whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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join a band? A: So he could use his drumsticks. Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport? A: Figure skating. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey join a band? A: So he could use his drumsticks. Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport? A: Figure skating. Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance? A: The glitterbug. Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other? A: Because they always make-up via GIPHY Q: Where do roses sleep at night? A: In their flowerbed Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics? A: She was a flip-flop Q: What should you wear to a tea party? A: A t-shirt Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory? A: A rainbow Q: Where does a sink go dancing? A: The Dish-co Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time? A: Knight time. Q: Why did the Genie get mad? A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way. Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread? A: A bun. Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at? A: Hip hop. Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall? A: Shop ‘til they hop. via GIPHY Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test? A: She nailed it. Q: What is corn’s favorite music? A: Pop. Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? A: It’s a weak day. Q: Why was the politician out of breath? A: He was running for office. Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element? A: Goooooooooooold! Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school? A: He was a cheetah. Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes? A: Pennsylvania. Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving? A: Inside. Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? A: He forgot his lawsuit. Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license? A: He crashed the computer via GIPHY Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch? A: An eyeball. Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have? A: Shells. Q: What time of year do people get injured the most? A: In the fall. Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes? A: Because he knew he would pass. Q: Why did the musician throw away her table? A: Because it was flat. Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine? A: Because he wanted to go into a different field? Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert? A: Pi Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!