Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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