one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
get off your computer jessie jex
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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