Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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