You make the juice go through my power brick.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
get off your computer jessie jex
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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