Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
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