What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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