whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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