Computer jokes

what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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