Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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