Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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