I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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