Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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