The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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