what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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