A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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