Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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