My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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