I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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