My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
get off your computer jessie jex
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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