What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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