There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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