Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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