Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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