What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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