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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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