Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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