Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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