The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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