Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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