You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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