Computer jokes

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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