Computer jokes

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

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get off your computer jessie jex

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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