What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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