What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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