Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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