Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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