When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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