A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
get off your computer jessie jex
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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