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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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