What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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