1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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