There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
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