Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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