Dark Humor

my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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life’s too short to want it.

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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