Dark Humor

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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what game does an emo love hang man

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Being sad is my only happiness

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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