Dark Humor

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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