They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
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