I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
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