What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
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