What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
life’s too short to want it.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
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