What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
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