Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
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