Dark Humor

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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