Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
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