Dark Humor

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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