Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
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