The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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