Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
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