Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
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