What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
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