Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
what game does an emo love hang man
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
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