Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
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