I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
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