Dark Humor

You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family

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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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