Dark Humor

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

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