(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
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