What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
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