I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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