You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
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