A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
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