What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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