I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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