I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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