There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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