I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
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