Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
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