Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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