I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
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