Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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