why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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