WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Being sad is my only happiness
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
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