Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
what game does an emo love hang man
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Being sad is my only happiness
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
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