Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
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