Dark Humor

what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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