Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
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