Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
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