What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
life’s too short to want it.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
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