I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
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