Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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