When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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