Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
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