Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
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