Dark Humor

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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