why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
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