My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
what game does an emo love hang man
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
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