I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
My life Tell me when you get it
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
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