“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
what game does an emo love hang man
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
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