I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
RUS | ENG
