my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
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