what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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