Dark Humor

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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