what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
life’s too short to want it.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
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