Dark Humor

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

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what game does an emo love hang man

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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