I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
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