why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. ) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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