Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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