What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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