Dark Humor

what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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what game does an emo love hang man

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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