Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
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