Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
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