Dark Humor

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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life’s too short to want it.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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