Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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