Dark Humor

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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