To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
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