Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
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