What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
life’s too short to want it.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
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