Dark Humor

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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