What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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