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A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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