knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
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