What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
life’s too short to want it.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
what game does an emo love hang man
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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