Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
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