Dark Humor

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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