Dark Humor

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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