my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
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