A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
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