When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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