My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
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