Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
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