Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
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