(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
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