The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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