What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
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