This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
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