What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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