I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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