Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
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