Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
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