Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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