Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
My life Tell me when you get it
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
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