Dark Humor

What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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