A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
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