What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
My life Tell me when you get it
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
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