Dark Humor

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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