Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
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