Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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