Dark Humor

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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