My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
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