If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
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