I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
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