(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
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