An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
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