What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
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