One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
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