Dark Humor

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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