What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
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