Dark Humor

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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What was my great grandpas last words

SHIT MG42!!!

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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What do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

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I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid

They both hang from trees

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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