Dark Humor

I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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