If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Being sad is my only happiness
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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