One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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