Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
what game does an emo love hang man
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
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