If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
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