Dark Humor

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.

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