What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
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