What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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