my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
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