What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Being sad is my only happiness
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
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