Dark Humor

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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