Dark Humor

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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