The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Being sad is my only happiness
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
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