Dark Humor

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??