Dark Humor

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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