are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
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