I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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