Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
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