Dark Humor

you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt

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