I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
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