To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
A mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
People talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
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