The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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