I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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