Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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