What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
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