Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
RUS | ENG
