What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
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