Dark Humor

what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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