Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
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