Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
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