Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
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