A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
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