If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
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