I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
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