Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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