Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
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