grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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