I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
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