What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
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