I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
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