I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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