Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
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