Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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