i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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