Dark Humor

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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