My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
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