Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Being sad is my only happiness
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