Dark Humor

i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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