What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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