why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
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