Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
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