What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
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