“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
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