Dark Humor

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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