what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
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