you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
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