Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
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