Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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