if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
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