I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
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