I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
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