I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
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