What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
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