There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
life’s too short to want it.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
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