Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
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