All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
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