I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
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