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what game does an emo love hang man

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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