A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
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