Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
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