If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
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