Dark Humor

You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!

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