my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
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