A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
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