Dark Humor

What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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