A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
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