I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
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