I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
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