When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Being sad is my only happiness
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