Dark Humor

Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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