An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
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