So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
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