My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
life’s too short to want it.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
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