Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
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