When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
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