What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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