What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
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