What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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