Dark Humor

What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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what game does an emo love hang man

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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