Dark Humor

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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