Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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