What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
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