Dark Humor

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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