Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
My life Tell me when you get it
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
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