When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
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