Dark Humor

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

life’s too short to want it.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026