Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
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