Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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