I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
life’s too short to want it.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
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