You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
My life Tell me when you get it
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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