Dark Humor

I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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