Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
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