What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
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