If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
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