Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
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