my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
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