if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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