If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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