You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
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