did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
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