Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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