When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
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