Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Being sad is my only happiness
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