Dark Humor

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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