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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
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