Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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