I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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