What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
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