Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
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