Dark Humor

What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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what game does an emo love hang man

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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