When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
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