The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
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