What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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