Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
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