Dark Humor

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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