whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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