Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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