Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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