Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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