Dark Humor

What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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