My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Being sad is my only happiness
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
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