Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
what game does an emo love hang man
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
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