why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
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