I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
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