i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
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