If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
My life Tell me when you get it
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
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