When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
life’s too short to want it.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Being sad is my only happiness
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
My life Tell me when you get it
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