Dark Humor

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

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Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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Being sad is my only happiness

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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