Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
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