I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
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