Dark Humor

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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