yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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