Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
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