I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
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