what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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