Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
what game does an emo love hang man
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
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