When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
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