Dark Humor

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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