why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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