Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
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