Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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