What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
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