Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
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