Dark Humor

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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