If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words…
Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
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