What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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