Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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