Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
My life Tell me when you get it
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
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