One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. ) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Being sad is my only happiness
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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