I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
what game does an emo love hang man
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