I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
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