What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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