a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
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