I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
life’s too short to want it.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
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