are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
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