The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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