What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
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