So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
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