Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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