What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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