Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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