Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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