What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
life’s too short to want it.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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