Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
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