You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
My life Tell me when you get it
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
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