What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
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