Dark Humor

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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