Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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