Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
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