What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
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