what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
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