So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
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