Dark Humor

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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