Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
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