You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
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