my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My life Tell me when you get it
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
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