Dark Humor

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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