What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
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