What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
My life Tell me when you get it
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
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