WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
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