where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
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