I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
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