my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
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