Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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