Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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