A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
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