The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
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