are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
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