There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Being sad is my only happiness
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
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