Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
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