I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
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