I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
life’s too short to want it.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
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