what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
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