I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
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