There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
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