Dark Humor

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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