If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
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