My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
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