I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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