I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
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