When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Being sad is my only happiness
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
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