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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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