I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
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