I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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