When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
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