Dark Humor

What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”