Dark Humor

I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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