Dark Humor

A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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