Dark Humor

Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.

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