Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
My life Tell me when you get it
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
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