What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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