Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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