I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
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