What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
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