Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
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