I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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