what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
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