why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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