What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body’s face and said, “yep that’s definitely Joe,” but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that’s not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body’s face and said, “yep that’s definitely Joe,” but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that’s not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, “how is it that when you look into his face you’re sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you’re sure he is not?” The 1st friend said, “well you see Joe has 2 assholes.” "Are you serious? the policeman asked. “Oh yes,” he replied, “we’ve never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there’s Joe with those 2 assholes.”
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