When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
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