Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
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