I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
life’s too short to want it.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
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