I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
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