What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
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