Dark Humor

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.