I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
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