Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. ) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
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