Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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