Dark Humor

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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