I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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