Dark Humor

I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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