a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
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