You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
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