Dark Humor

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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My life Tell me when you get it

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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