So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
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