What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
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