I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
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