Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
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