Dark Humor

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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My life Tell me when you get it

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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