A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
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