This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
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