Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
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