What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
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