What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
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