Dark Humor

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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