“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
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