Dark Humor

My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”

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