Being sad is my only happiness
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
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