“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
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