I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
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