Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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