Dark Humor

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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