I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
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