They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
life’s too short to want it.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
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