If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
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