What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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