Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
My life Tell me when you get it
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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