Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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