my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
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