Dark Humor

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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