What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
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