To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
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