You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
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