I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
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