Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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