why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
life’s too short to want it.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
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