They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
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