why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
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