Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
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