i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
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