what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
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