I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
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