I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
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