I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
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