Dark Humor

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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