They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Being sad is my only happiness
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
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