why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
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