“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
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