This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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