What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
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