Dark Humor

I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

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Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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