Dark Humor

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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