I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
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