I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
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