When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
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