I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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