What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
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