Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
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