To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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