I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
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