Dark Humor

knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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what game does an emo love hang man

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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