my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
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