I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
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