Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
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