Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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