Dark Humor

a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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