Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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