i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
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