A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
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