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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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