Dark Humor

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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