one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Being sad is my only happiness
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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