What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
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