why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
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