What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
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Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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