Dark Humor

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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