Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
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