When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
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