Dark Humor

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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