Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
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