The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
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