Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
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