What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
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