There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
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