Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
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