Dark Humor

knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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