grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
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