I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
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