Dark Humor

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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