You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
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