I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
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