I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
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