What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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