Dark Humor

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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