You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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