Dark Humor

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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