why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
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