This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
what game does an emo love hang man
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
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