I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
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