one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
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