Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
what game does an emo love hang man
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
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