There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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