Dark Humor

This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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“Hold my beer, watch this.”

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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