What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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