what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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