A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
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