why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
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