Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
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