I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
My life Tell me when you get it
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
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