Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
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