people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
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