my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
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