Dark Humor

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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