Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Being sad is my only happiness
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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