Dark Humor

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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