I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
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