My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
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