I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
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