I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
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