Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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