What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
what game does an emo love hang man
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
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