why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
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