why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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