Dark Humor

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”

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My life Tell me when you get it

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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