If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
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