Dark Humor

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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