you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
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