I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
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