They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
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