Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
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