Dark Humor

There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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