Dark Humor

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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