A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
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