Dark Humor

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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