What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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