Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
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