What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
what game does an emo love hang man
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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