I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
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