Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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