what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
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