Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
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