My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
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