what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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