I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
life’s too short to want it.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
what game does an emo love hang man
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
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