What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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