after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
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