if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
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