I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
life’s too short to want it.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
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