Dark Humor

My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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My life Tell me when you get it

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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