How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
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