I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
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