Dark Humor

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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what game does an emo love hang man

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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