so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Being sad is my only happiness
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
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