I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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