i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
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