My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
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