“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
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