When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
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