All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
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