What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
My life Tell me when you get it
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
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