The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
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