My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
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