Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
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