Dark Humor

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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