Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
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