my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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