knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
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