Dark Humor

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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