What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
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