I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
My life Tell me when you get it
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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