Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
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