The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
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