A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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