whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
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