What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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