my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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