Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
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