Dark Humor

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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Being sad is my only happiness

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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