What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
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