one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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