Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
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