Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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