Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
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