Dark Humor

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.

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