“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Being sad is my only happiness
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
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