Dark Humor

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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