To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
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