Dark Humor

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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