people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
life’s too short to want it.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
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