You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
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