Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
RUS | ENG
