Dark Humor

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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