Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
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