They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
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