You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
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