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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
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