I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
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