knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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