What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
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