To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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