I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
My life Tell me when you get it
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
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