What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
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