What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
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