What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
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