where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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