What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
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