My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
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