I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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