What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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