Why did the depressed person cross the road.
To get ran over.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
“Oh waiter! Waiter!”
“Yes sir?”
“Do you have frog’s legs?”
“Why yes”
“Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
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