Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
life’s too short to want it.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
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