What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
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