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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
My life Tell me when you get it
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
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