whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
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