Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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