So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
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