“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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