Dark Humor

whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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