Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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