Dark Humor

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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