so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
RUS | ENG
