When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
My life Tell me when you get it
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
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