To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
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