I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
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