why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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