I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
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