why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
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