Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
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