Dark Humor

My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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