Dark Humor

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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