Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
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