Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
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