Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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