Dark Humor

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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