why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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