Dark Humor

What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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