are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
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