Dark Humor

My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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