Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
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