Dark Humor

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

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