Dark Humor

Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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