What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
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