Dark Humor

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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