Dark Humor

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

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