a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
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