If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
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