Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
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