Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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