why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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