what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
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