Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
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