Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
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