my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
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