what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
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