“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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