Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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