Dark Humor

I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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