I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
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