Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
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