Dark Humor

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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what game does an emo love hang man

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!

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