Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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