A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
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