I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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