What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
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