why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
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