so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Being sad is my only happiness
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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