Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
My dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
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