What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
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