Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
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