Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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