Dark Humor

What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026