I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
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