Being sad is my only happiness
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
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