why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
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