Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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