Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
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