A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
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