Being sad is my only happiness
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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