where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
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