why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
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