A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Being sad is my only happiness
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
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