Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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