Dark Humor

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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