Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
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