I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
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