Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My life Tell me when you get it
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
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