A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
My life Tell me when you get it
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
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