what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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