Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
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