A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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