What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
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