Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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