Dark Humor

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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