Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
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