I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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