are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
what game does an emo love hang man
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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