Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
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