Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
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