Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
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