This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
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