Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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