are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
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