What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
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