When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
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