Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

I don"t think I’m allergic to this

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”