When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
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