I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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