Dark Humor

This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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