Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
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