A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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