What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
life’s too short to want it.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
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