I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
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