If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
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