Dark Humor

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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