If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
what game does an emo love hang man
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
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