I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
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