What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
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