What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
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