How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
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