Dark Humor

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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