Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
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