I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
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