What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
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