Dark Humor

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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