What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
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