Dark Humor

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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