Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
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