The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
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