Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
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