I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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