A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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