Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
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