If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
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