How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
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