What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
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