I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
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