How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
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