What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
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