What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
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