Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Being sad is my only happiness
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
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