My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
life’s too short to want it.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
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