I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
what game does an emo love hang man
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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