Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
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