Dark Humor

I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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