i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
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