Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
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