What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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