What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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