If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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