Dark Humor

What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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