I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
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