What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
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