Dark Humor

Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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