A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
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