What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
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