What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
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