I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
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