Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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