I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
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