I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
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