What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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