The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
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