When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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