Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
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