Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
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