Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
My life Tell me when you get it
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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