Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
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