What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
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