I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
My life Tell me when you get it
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
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