so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
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