The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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