Dark Humor

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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