i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
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