Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car
Why were the cherries?? crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
I remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath???
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words:
Alahu-Akbar
I will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
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