I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
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