One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
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