why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
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