My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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