Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
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