Dark Humor

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

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