This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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