I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
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