I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
what game does an emo love hang man
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
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