why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
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