Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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