What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
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