You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
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