To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
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