There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
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