What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
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