Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
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