Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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