I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
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