Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
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