This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
My life Tell me when you get it
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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