Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
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