What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
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