What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
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