Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
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