When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
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