Dark Humor

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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