Dark Humor

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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