To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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