What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
My life Tell me when you get it
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
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