Dark Humor

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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