Dark Humor

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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