I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
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