I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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