A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
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