A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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