Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
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