What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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