Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
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