What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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