What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
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