This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
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