The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
My life Tell me when you get it
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
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