What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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