Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
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