are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
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