What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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