Dark Humor

Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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