Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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