you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
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