Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
life’s too short to want it.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
what game does an emo love hang man
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