What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
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