Dark Humor

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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what game does an emo love hang man

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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