The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
what game does an emo love hang man
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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