Dark Humor

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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