Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
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