Dark Humor

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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