What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
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