Dark Humor

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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