Dark Humor

Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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