What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
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