Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
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