I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
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