where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
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