You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
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