What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Being sad is my only happiness
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
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