When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
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