my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
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