Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
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