what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
life’s too short to want it.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
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