Dark Humor

Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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