Dark Humor

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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