You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
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