What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
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