whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
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