Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
RUS | ENG
