Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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