Dark Humor

what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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