Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
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