Dark Humor

I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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life’s too short to want it.

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