I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
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