What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
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