Dark Humor

What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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what game does an emo love hang man

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

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