my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
what game does an emo love hang man
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
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