knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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