“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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