Dark Humor

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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