Dark Humor

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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