Dark Humor

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-

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