Dark Humor

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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