Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
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