What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
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