If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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