Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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Being sad is my only happiness

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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