Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
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