What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
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