Dark Humor

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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