Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
what game does an emo love hang man
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
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