Dark Humor

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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My life Tell me when you get it

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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