You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
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