Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
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