What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
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