A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
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