I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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