You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
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