What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
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