i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
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