My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
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