What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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