Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
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