When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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