Dark Humor

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Being sad is my only happiness

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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