I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
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