why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
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