knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
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