i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
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