I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
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