An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
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