Dark Humor

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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