I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Being sad is my only happiness
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
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