The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
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