There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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