Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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