What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
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