Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
what game does an emo love hang man
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
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