My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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