What do you call a dog with no legs…
My asian neighbors dinner.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
They both hang from trees
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage:)
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
My grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
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