To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
life’s too short to want it.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
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