I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
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