How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
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