“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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