Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
what game does an emo love hang man
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Being sad is my only happiness
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