My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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