Being sad is my only happiness
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
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