If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
My life Tell me when you get it
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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