what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
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