what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
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