Dark Humor

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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