what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
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