What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
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