i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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