where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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