Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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