why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Being sad is my only happiness
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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