Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
life’s too short to want it.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
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