Dark Humor

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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