Dark Humor

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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