whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
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