You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
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