Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
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