Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
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