what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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