If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
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