Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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