What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
what game does an emo love hang man
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
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