after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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