Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
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