Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
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