Dark Humor

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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what game does an emo love hang man

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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