Dark Humor

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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