What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
what game does an emo love hang man
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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