What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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