Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
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