What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
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