What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
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