Dark Humor

“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon