I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
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