I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
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