Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
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