What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Being sad is my only happiness
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
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