Dark Humor

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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