Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
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