i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
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