Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what game does an emo love hang man
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
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