Dark Humor

I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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