What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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