What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
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