Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
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