If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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