I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
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