1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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