A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
life’s too short to want it.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
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