What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
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