I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
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