You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
life’s too short to want it.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
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