where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
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