What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
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