Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
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