Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
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