Dark Humor

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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