Dark Humor

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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life’s too short to want it.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

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My life Tell me when you get it

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To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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