What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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