Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
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