What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
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