Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
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