Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
My life Tell me when you get it
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