Dark Humor

I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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