What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
My life Tell me when you get it
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
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