What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
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