My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
My life Tell me when you get it
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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