Dark Humor

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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life’s too short to want it.

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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My life Tell me when you get it

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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