Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
what game does an emo love hang man
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Being sad is my only happiness
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
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