I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
what game does an emo love hang man
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