a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
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