I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
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