I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
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