Dark Humor

You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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