why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
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