I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
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