Dark Humor

I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Being sad is my only happiness

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