Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Being sad is my only happiness
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
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