Dark Humor

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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