my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
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