Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
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