What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
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