im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
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