1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
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