Dark Humor

What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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