Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
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