My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
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