Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
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