me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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