a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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