You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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