my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Being sad is my only happiness
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
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