What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
what game does an emo love hang man
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
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