What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
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