Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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