When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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