Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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