my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
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