You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Being sad is my only happiness
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
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