Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
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