what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
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