What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
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