Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
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