I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
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