An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
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