Dark Humor

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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