whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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