Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
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