I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
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