I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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