if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
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