Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
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