Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
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