Dark Humor

Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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what game does an emo love hang man

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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