Dark Humor

I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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