Dark Humor

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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