What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
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