I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
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