are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
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