You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
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