Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
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