The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
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