people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
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