Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
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