What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
life’s too short to want it.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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