I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
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