Dark Humor

why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…

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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees

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