Dark Humor

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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