Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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