Dark Humor

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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