Dark Humor

I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier

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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

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