What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
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