My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
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