Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
life’s too short to want it.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
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