What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
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