if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
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