Dark Humor

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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