Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
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