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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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