Dark Humor

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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