What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
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