Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
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