Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
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