What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
what game does an emo love hang man
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
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