Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
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