Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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