what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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