What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
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