Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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