Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
what game does an emo love hang man
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
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