This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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