I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
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