I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
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