Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
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