Dark Humor

I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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