Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
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