what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
RUS | ENG
