Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
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