Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
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