what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
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