Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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