Dark Humor

This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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