The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
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