What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
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