Dark Humor

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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