Dark Humor

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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