Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
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