i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
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