Dark Humor

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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