I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
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