Dark Humor

Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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