How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
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