I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
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