It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
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