what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Being sad is my only happiness
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