What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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