Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
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