What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
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