Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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