This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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