How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
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