What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
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