Dark Humor

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

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