To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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