Dark Humor

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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