Dark Humor

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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