So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
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