Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Being sad is my only happiness
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
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