Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
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