Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
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