Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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