So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
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