friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
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