Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
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