what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
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