Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
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