grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
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