Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
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