Dark Humor

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

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Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…

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