How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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