Dark Humor

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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My life Tell me when you get it

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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