i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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