Dark Humor

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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