Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
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