why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Being sad is my only happiness
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
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