Dark Humor

What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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