1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
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