whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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