When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
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