“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
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