My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
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