Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
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