Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
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