What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
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