Dark Humor

I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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