Dark Humor

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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