Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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