What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
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