Dark Humor

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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