Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Being sad is my only happiness
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
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