What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
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