my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
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