whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
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