I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
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