are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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