This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
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