You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
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