Dark Humor

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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