I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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