Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
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