When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
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