I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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