I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
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