An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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