whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
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