what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
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