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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. ) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
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