What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
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