Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
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