What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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