Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
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