If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
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