Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Being sad is my only happiness
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
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