Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
My life Tell me when you get it
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
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