What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
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