Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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