Dark Humor

A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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Being sad is my only happiness

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

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You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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