what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Being sad is my only happiness
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
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