why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
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