Dark Humor

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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