grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
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