Dark Humor

my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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