This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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