When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
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