Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
what game does an emo love hang man
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
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