Dark Humor

I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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