Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
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