Dark Humor

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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