What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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