To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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