Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
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