Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
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