Dark Humor

The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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