Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
RUS | ENG
