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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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