what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
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