WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
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