Dark Humor

Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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