What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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