i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
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