Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
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