The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
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