Dark Humor

What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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