The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
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