what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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