Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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