Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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