what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
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