Dark Humor

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

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