Dark Humor

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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what game does an emo love hang man

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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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