Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
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