I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
what game does an emo love hang man
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
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