When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
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