A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
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