Dark Humor

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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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