Dark Humor

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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