A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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