Dark Humor

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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