I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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