What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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