Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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