What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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