you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
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