Dark Humor

Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt

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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

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There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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what game does an emo love hang man

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