I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
what game does an emo love hang man
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
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