What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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