The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
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