I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
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