What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
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