How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
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