What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
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