one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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