Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
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