I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
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