Dark Humor

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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