An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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