Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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