The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
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