Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
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