When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
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