Dark Humor

Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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