Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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