Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Crucifixion — only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you:)
What do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under???
My sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
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