What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
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