Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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