My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
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