Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
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