Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
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