a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
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