I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
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