Dark Humor

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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