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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
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