I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
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