Dark Humor

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!

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