Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
what game does an emo love hang man
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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