My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
life’s too short to want it.
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
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