Dark Humor

Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.

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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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