Dark Humor

I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

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Being sad is my only happiness

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yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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