To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
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