Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
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