One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
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