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Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
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