There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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