Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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