You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
My life Tell me when you get it
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
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