what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
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