There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
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