What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
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