Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
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