How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
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