I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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