Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
life’s too short to want it.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
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