The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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