Dark Humor

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.

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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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