A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Being sad is my only happiness
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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