Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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