Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
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