What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
Being sad is my only happiness
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