I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
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