What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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