Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
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