Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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