When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
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