I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
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