“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
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