What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
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