What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
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