What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
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