I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
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