I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
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