“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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