I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
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