When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
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