Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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