What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
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