When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
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