Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
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