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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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