Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
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