Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
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