What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
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