The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
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