why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
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