Dark Humor

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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