Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
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