Dark Humor

My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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