Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
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