So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
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