If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
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