What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
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