1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Being sad is my only happiness
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
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