Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
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