Dark Humor

How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family

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I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging

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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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