what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
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