I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Being sad is my only happiness
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
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