What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
what game does an emo love hang man
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
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