What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
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