Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
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