Dark Humor

Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

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I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

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