You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
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