What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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