Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
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