They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
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