What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
My life Tell me when you get it
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
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