Dark Humor

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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