Dark Humor

What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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