what game does an emo love hang man
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
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