“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
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