why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
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