Dark Humor

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.

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why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

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There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

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why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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