Dark Humor

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T

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“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

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I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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