Dark Humor

If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.

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why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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