Dark Humor

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying

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i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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