What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
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