Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
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