I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
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