What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
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