my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
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