What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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