What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
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