When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
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