Dark Humor

The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE

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what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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