There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
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