What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
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