my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
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