I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
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