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Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Yes I’m CUTE C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
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