My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
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