Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
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