Dark Humor

I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige

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life’s too short to want it.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

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