I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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