What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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