Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
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