Dark Humor

What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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