So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Being sad is my only happiness
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
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