My life Tell me when you get it
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
what game does an emo love hang man
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
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