If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
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