friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
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