What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
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