one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
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