what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
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