Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
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