why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
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