If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
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