What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
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