I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
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