Dark Humor

What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”

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