Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
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