i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
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