Dark Humor

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

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My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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