I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
life’s too short to want it.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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