i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
life’s too short to want it.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
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