my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " f@cking, f@ck,f@ck,f@ck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen f@cking the turkey.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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