What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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