What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
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