i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Being sad is my only happiness
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