The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
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