I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
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