Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
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