What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
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