Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
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