What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
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