A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
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