A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
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