i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
My life Tell me when you get it
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
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