Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
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