What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
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