What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
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