Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
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