Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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