Dark Humor

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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