Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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