“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
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