Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
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