Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
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