What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
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