I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
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