why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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