if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
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