are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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