What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
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