I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
life’s too short to want it.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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