What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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