Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
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