If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
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