i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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