What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
All my jokes are cys for help INCLUDING THIS ONE
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
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