Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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