Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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