Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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