Dark Humor

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

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knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom

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I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

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Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry

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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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