This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
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