according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
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