Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
My life Tell me when you get it
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
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