This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
what game does an emo love hang man
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
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