Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
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