How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself? After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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