what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
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