I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
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