What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
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