1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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