a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
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