why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
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