Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
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