Dark Humor

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

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whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.

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Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs. Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.

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