What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
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