Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
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