whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
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