If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
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