What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
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