A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Me and a person downtown. Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night. Me: I guess so. Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this? Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore. Person: why’d you stop? Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under ????
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
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