why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
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