Dark Humor

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

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Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

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Famous last words: “Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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