Dark Humor

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

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I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

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Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.

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whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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