whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
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