The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
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