I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder Stephen hawking
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
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