Dark Humor

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”

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I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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