Dark Humor

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

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I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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