what game does an emo love hang man
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
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