Dark Humor

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

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You can’t YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

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Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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My life Tell me when you get it

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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