They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit? A DEPPression. (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Me: Mom I’m tired Mom:then go to sleep Me: No you don’t understand-
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