Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed. The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!” As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
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