Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * … A FLATLINE!
What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope…
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
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