What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f@cker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
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