a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
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