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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs Answer: Your mom
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
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