Dark Humor

What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

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I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner. 

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!

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Me: want to play 911 My little brother: what’s that Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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What’s under the bottom? Your legs.

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