My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
life’s too short to want it.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid? A: Wanna hang out?
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
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