What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
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