They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I’ll always remember my Dad’s last words before he died on 9/11… Allahu Akbar!
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants ??
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