What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
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