The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn’t you drug her again so she would forget?
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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