What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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