What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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