What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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