Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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