What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
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