What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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