What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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