What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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