What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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