Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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