What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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