Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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