What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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