What’s the difference?

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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