What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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