What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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