whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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