What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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