What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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