What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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