what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
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