What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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