you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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