What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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