whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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