What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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