What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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