“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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