what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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