There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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