My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
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