What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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