Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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