A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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