What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
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