What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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