whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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