How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
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