What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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