What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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