What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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