what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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