What’s the difference?

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026