What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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