Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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