what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
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