What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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