There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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