What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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