what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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