you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
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