Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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