“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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