What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
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