What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
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