What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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