Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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