What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
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