What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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