What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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