you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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