What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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