What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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