What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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