What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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