Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
RUS | ENG
