What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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