what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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