What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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