What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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