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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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