What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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