What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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