what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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