What’s the difference?

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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