Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
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