whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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