What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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