What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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