%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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