the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
RUS | ENG
