the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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