What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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