What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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