What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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