what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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