What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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