What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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