what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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