What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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