Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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