What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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