What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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