What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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