Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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