What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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