%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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