what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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