whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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