What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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