What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
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