what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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