What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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