What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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