What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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