How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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