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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between light and hard?
It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
A least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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