What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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