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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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