What’s the difference?

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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