What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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