Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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