What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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