the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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