whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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