What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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