what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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