whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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