What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
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