What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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