%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
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