What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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