what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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