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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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