What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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