Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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