What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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