What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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