What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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