What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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