What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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