What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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