What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
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