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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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