Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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