What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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