What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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