What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
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