what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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