What’s the difference?

There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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