whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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