What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
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