What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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