the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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