what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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