What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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