What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
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