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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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