What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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