What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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