What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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