What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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