What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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