What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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