What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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