What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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