What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
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