People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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