What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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