What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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