What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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