What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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