There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
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