What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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