What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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