What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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