What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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