What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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