what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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