What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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