What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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