Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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