People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
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