Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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