What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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