What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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