What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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