What’s the difference?

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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