What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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