What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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