What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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