What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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