what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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