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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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