What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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