Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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