What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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