Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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