What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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