What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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