What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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