What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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