Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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