What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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