you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
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