What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.
Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between cake and pie
?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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