What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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