What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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