What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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