What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
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