Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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