What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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