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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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