What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
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