What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
RUS | ENG
