you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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