Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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