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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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