What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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