whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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