whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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