What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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