What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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