What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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