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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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