Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
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