What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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