What’s the difference?

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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