What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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