What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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