What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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