whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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