What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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