What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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