What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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