What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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