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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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