What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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