What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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