There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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