What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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