What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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