Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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