whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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