What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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