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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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