whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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