What’s the difference?

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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