what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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