What’s the difference?

Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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