What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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