whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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