What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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