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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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