What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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