Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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