What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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