What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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