What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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