What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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