What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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