What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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