what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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