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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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