whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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