What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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