What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
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