Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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