what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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