What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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