Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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