What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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