What’s the difference?

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.