What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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