What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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