There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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