What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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