%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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