What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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