what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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