What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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