whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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