What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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