What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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