Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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