What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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