whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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