What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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