What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
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