What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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