how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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