What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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