What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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