whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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