What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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