What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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