Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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