Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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