What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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