What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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