What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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