What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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