What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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