What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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