What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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