What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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