whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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