What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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