What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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