What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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