What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
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