What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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