What’s the difference?

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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