What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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