There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
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