What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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