Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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