What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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