What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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