What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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