What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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