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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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