What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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