What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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