Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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