What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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