why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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