What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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