whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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