What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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