What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
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