Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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