What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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