What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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