What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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