what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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