What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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