What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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