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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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