whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
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