What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
RUS | ENG
