whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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