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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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