What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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