What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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