What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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