What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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