What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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