What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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