What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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