3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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