Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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