whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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