%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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