What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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