What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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