What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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