whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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