What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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