What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?
The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
There is thin line between death and life!! You won’t live to see it …
The Cardiogram will!!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis?
I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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