What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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