Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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