what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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