I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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