Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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