What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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