what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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