What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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