What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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