What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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