What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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