Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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