Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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