What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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