My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
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