What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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