Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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