Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
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