What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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