What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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