What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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