what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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