What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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