what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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