What’s the difference?

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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