what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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