Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
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