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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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