What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
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