What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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