what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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