What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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