What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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