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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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