What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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