What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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