Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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