My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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