What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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