What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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