What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
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