Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
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