What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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