What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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