What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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