What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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