What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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