the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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