How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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