“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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