What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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