What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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