whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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