What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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