What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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