What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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