How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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