What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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