whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
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