What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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