What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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