How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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