What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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