What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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