What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
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