What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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