What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles