What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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