What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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