what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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