What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
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