What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
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