What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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