What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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