What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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