What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
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