What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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