what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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