What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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