What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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