what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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