what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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