What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
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