Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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