What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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