What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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