What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
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