What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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