whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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