What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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