What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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