What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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