What’s the difference?

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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