Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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