whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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