Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
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