What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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