What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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