whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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