What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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