What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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