What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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