What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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