What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
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