“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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