What’s the difference?

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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