What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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