whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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