whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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