what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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