What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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