What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
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