What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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