What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
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