What’s the difference?

What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.