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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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