What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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