What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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