What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
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