why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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