What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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