why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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