whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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