What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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