What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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