Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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