What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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