What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
RUS | ENG
