What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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