%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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