What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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