What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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