My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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