Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
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