What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
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