What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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