What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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