What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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