What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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