What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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