What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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