What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
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