What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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