There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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