What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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