What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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