Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
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