What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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