whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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