What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
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