What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.