What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?
Nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
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