What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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