What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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