What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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