What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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