What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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