what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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