What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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