What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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