Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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