What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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