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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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