What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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