My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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