What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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