What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
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