What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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