What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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