What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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