What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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