What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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