what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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