What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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