What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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