What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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