whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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