What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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