Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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