Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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