what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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