What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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