What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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