Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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