what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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