What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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