why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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