What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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