What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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