What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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