what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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