what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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