What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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