Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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