What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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