Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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