what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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