What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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