What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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