What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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