What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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