What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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