What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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