What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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