Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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