What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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