Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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