the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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