How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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