What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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