whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
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