What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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