What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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