What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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