What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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