What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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