what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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