what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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