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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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