What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
RUS | ENG
