What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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