What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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