There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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