What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
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