What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
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