Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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