What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
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