What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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