whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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