What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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