whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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