What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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