What’s the difference?

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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