what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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