What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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