what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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