What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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