What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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