What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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