What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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