Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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