What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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