What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
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