What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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