What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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