What’s the difference?

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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