What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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