What’s the difference?

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin