What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
RUS | ENG