Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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