What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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