whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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