What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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