What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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