What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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