whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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