What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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