what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
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