What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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