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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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