What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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