what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
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