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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

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