What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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