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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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