What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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