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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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