What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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