What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
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