Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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