What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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