What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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