What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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