What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
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