What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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