What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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