What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
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