What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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