Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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