What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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