What’s the difference?

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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