What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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