What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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