What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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