My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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