What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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