Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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