What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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