Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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