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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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