How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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