What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
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