What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
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