What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something

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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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