What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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