what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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