What’s the difference?

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!