What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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