What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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