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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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