What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
RUS | ENG
