What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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