Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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