What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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