What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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