Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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