What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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