whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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