What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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