What’s the difference?

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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