What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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