Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
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