What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
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