What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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