Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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