What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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