what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
RUS | ENG
