What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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