What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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