what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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