What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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