what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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