whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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