What’s the difference?

What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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