What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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