What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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