Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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