What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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