What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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