What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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