What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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