what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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