What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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