What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
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