How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
RUS | ENG
