What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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