What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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