What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
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