What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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