Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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