what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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