%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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