what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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