What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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