What’s the difference?

What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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