What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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