What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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