What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
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