Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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