What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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