What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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