what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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