What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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