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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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