What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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