What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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