Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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