Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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