My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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