What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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