What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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