what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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