whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
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