What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
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