What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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