What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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