What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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