Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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