What’s the difference?

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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