What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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