What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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