What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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