There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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