What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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