What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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