What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? — Butter is difficult to spread.

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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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The difference between dark jokes and morbid is

Dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

Morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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How did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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