What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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