What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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