how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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