What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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