What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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