What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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