what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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