whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
RUS | ENG
