What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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