What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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