What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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