There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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