you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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