What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
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