What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
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