What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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