What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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