What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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