What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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