what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
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