What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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