What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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