Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
My hopes and dreams
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
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