Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
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