Dream jokes

So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!

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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused

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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

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My hopes and dreams

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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He replied with ”when were you born?”

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There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

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There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at

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