Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
My hopes and dreams
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
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