What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
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