Dream jokes

He replied with ”when were you born?”

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Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.

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A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor

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Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up

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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

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