You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
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