Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t. Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft. Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not. Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children. Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape. Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime. Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators. Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us) Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner. Women have the right to domestic violence shelters Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support. So it is women who have more rights. So shut up feminists please.
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