Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless. I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
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