Dream jokes

Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

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Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.

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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.

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People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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