Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
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