If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
My hopes and dreams
Stressed Out-By- Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions-I wish I found some better sounds No one’s ever heard I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words I wish I found some chords In an order that is new I wish I didn’t have to rhyme Every time I sang I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink But now I’m See more... (about 2 min.reading) insecure And I care what people think My name’s Blurryface and I care what you think My name’s Blurryface and I care what you think Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out We’re stressed out Sometimes a certain smell will Take me back to when I was young How come I’m never able to identify Where it’s coming from? I’d make a candle out of it If I ever found it Try to sell it, never sell out of it I’d probably only sell one It’d be to my brother, cause we have the same nose Same clothes, home grown The stone’s throw from a creek we used to roam But it would remind us of when Nothing really mattered Out of student loans and tree house homes We all would take the latter My name’s Blurryface and I care what you think My name’s Blurryface and I care what you think Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship and then we’d fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they’re laughing at our face singing “Wake up, you need to make money”, yeah Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we’d fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they’re laughing at our face singing “Wake up, you need to make money”, yeah Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we’re stressed out We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we’d fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they’re laughing at our face saying “Wake up, you need to make money”, yeah
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
An ugly man with a gun walks into a bar. He sees a woman, and falls in love with her. Man: Hey, cute lady! Woman: Leave me alone, you ugly two faced man! I already have a boyfriend. Man: Not for long! And then the man shoots the woman’s boyfriend. Woman: How dare you murder such a beautiful man! Man: Now you shall be my girlfriend. Woman: Never. And then the man takes the seat that the woman’s boyfriend was sitting in before. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open up your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, murder. Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the world, compared to all those ugly woman? Bleuch! Woman: What’s it like being the ugliest mother f***ing murder in the world, compared to all those beautiful men? And then the man orders flowers and candy. Bartender: We don’t serve flowers, or candy. And the man shoots the bartender. Another man can’t believe what he just saw, so he strangles the first man, and throws him out.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
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