Dream jokes

What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams

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I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”

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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

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People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car