Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
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