Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
Question: How was Covid19 born? Answer:Someone f@cked batman??
What did Stephen Hawking’s wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing… she couldn’t tell.
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong sir?” The man reply’s, “I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me.” The bartender says, " put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash." So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt pocket. The next day the wife said, “Why is there vomit on your shirt?” The man says, “Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash.” The wife pull out the money. “There is 40$-”, says the wife. “Oh, he also peed on me he paid for the wash to. ” The man walks away in belif he didn’t get caught by his wife.
Why did the wall fall over? A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where htm title=' noise…we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.'>was the cat because I heard a noise…we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ? why did you drive so fast.?
Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? “Please get out of the pool.”
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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