Ex jokes

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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