I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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