“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
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