Ex jokes

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.

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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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