I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
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