I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
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