My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
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