Ex jokes

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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