Ex jokes

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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