I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
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