Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
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