Ex jokes

What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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#takemebacksophie

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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