some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
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