Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
Elephants never forget.
Some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I wish my ex wife would take me back.:(
What do call an ex lesbian??? A Clitter Quitter
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
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