What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
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