My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
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