Ex jokes

One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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