my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
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