My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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