My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
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