Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
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