Ex jokes

Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.

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i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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