Ex jokes

2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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#takemebacksophie

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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