My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
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