Ex jokes

I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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