Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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