Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
#takemebacksophie
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
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