What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
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