What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
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