Ex jokes

When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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