Ex jokes

My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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