My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
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