Ex jokes

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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