Ex jokes

I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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