Ex jokes

What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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#takemebacksophie

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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