My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
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