Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
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