I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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