Ex jokes

Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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