So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
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