What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
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