My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
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