what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
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