My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
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