Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
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