What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
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