My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
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