So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
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