Ex jokes

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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