What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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