Ex jokes

My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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