So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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