my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
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