Ex jokes

One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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