A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
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