My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
My ex missis me but her aim is geting better
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
Some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
#takemebacksophie
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
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