My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
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