Ex jokes

I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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#takemebacksophie

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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