So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
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