Ex jokes

One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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#takemebacksophie

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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