Ex jokes

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

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If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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