Ex jokes

How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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