A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
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