Ex jokes

My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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#takemebacksophie

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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