Ex jokes

Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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