Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
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