Ex jokes

I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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