Ex jokes

What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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#takemebacksophie

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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