Ex jokes

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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