Ex jokes

I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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