Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
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