I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
#takemebacksophie
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
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