My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
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