I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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