What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
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