ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
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