Ex jokes

I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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