“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
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