My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
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