Ex jokes

Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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