Ex jokes

Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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