Ex jokes

Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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