What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
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