Ex jokes

What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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#takemebacksophie

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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