Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
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