Ex jokes

Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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