How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
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