It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
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