My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
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