Ex jokes

i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car