2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
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