Ex jokes

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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