What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
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