When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
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