Ex jokes

i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.

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#takemebacksophie

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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