Ex jokes

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

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#takemebacksophie

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I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

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