Ex jokes

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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