Ex jokes

I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

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i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.