What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
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