What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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