Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
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