Ex jokes

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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