My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
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