Ex jokes

So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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#takemebacksophie

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."