Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
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