I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
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