Ex jokes

Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

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