What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
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