What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
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