A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
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