“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
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