My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
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