Ex jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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#takemebacksophie

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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