My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
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