My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
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