Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
I hate family reunions I see too many of my ex’s there
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
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