the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
#takemebacksophie
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
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