Ex jokes

When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

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I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

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If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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