my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
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