What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
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