Ex jokes

my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

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I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

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