Ex jokes

When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people

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the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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