Ex jokes

My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes

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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

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Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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