My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
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