If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
#takemebacksophie
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
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