one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f@cks you harder
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
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