What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone Ex Boyfriend: how and why? Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane? Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it. How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door? Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door. Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators. How did she survive? Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
#takemebacksophie
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
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