Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available. One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Depression hits harder than my dad
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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