dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
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