Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad. Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…
When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said “Hey you should CUT it out.” It was funny but I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at that.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though. Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what’s right, with all your might.
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
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