Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
I love you Hebrew john
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? A:He only comes once a year.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.
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