1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I’m also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do…
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers? Brother; because their beautiful! Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t. Brother:…
Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work ????
I love you Hebrew john
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had f@cked Jill’s daughter
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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